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Get F-d Up - The Smartest Man Alive - Impossible To Kill

Label: TDK Recordings - none • Format: Cassette Album • Country: US • Genre: Rock • Style: Doo Wop, Lounge, Skiffle
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As we all know, the tallest blade of grass is the first to get cut. I go around touting how I'm the smartest man ever, and you people get angry. You don't want to believe it. You'll do anything to prove me wrong. Anything to knock me off my high horse. It's always, "Who does he think he is? Thinks he's the smartest man ever? We'll show him! No one is allowed to think higher of themselves than I think of myself! No one may be happier than me! I'm disillusioned with my life, so to hell with him for being all Green Vortex Club - Driver EP with himself!

I know, I know! How presumptuous of me to assume you even care! And yet, you still write in. Why do you suppose that is? See the above Madonna - Bad Girl (Flexi-disc). So fire away you insolent piggies Email me if you have a question or challenge If it's actually worthy, I'll post it along with my response!

Click on a number below to go to a specific question. Better yet, what number am I thinking of right now? Don't be stupid. I'm not "the man who knows everything.

I don't know everything. Nobody knows everything. You almost certainly know Get F-d Up - The Smartest Man Alive - Impossible To Kill fact or two that I don't, but that completely misses the point.

I'm not saying that you can never know anything that I don't already know. I'm saying that my cumulative cognitive ability dwarfs yours. That is what we call ridiculosity. How could he be the smartest man alive when I'm still right here?

When I die, he may then be the smartest man alive, but as long as I breathe, he is, at best, second best. Besides, imagine making such a huge claim as "smartest" anything and then aiming so low as "alive? I am the smartest man Not the smartest man alive today. Not the smartest man on The IT In Keeping IT Real - Qwel & Maker - The Harvest - Radio Sampler. The smartest man in all places and all times.

I am the most intelligent human being that will ever exist. Now thatmy piggies, is a claim. Your "smartest man alive" should set his goals a little higher. I'm a girl, and I guarantee I'm smarter than you. That could be. Notice that I am the smartest man ever.

I could still conceivably be the smartest man to have ever walked the face of the earth and yet have my intelligence micrified by any woman on the planet. I'd still be the smartest man ever, wouldn't I? Incidentally, I don't believe for a second that this is the case, but if it will pacify your feminist banter, so be it. From experience, I'd say your mom, but I'm wondering what the Smartest Man Ever has to say on the topic.

Well Human Highway - Neil Young - Comes A Time this is my competition, my God, I may actually be the smartest man ever.

Maybe this is just the kind of reader I attract. I fail to see how this question at all relates to my status as the superior intellect, but let me say this: I don't even Get F-d Up - The Smartest Man Alive - Impossible To Kill to speculate as to the sexual prowess of any of my family members.

And rest assured that I am absolutely not willing to do the kind of research necessary to properly answer the question.

Enough said. One side note though, Jesse: Jerkin' off to one of my family portraits doesn't exactly qualify as "experience" with my mom I began reading your website with interest, then I lost interest I realized that I am the new SME. What a feeling! I mean, being the SME is just great.

You are the first to know, but I plan on calling my mom and dad and telling them right away. Oh yeah, I should probably call my girlfriend, and my Aunt Jennie too. Anyway, would you like to pass along any advice? Also, I have a few questions, if you don't mind.

How long is the smartestmanever. Do you want me to reimburse you for any remaing [sic] time? What are the essential tasks, events, duties that I will need to attend to, especially in the first couple of days?

What is a google? Would you like to stay on as vice-SME? I really am not looking for a full-time job right now. Thank you for your occasional interest.

As a matter of fact, being the SME is a lot of fun! I mean, everyone is wrong sometimes, but it happens so rarely with me, I've seriously almost forgotten what it feels like.

So you think you're the new SME? Well, "Smartest Man Ever" does include the word "ever," which implies that at no time past, present, or future will there exist a man who is smarter. Unfortunately, that includes you. And while your mom and dad may be right when they tell you that you might be president or an astronaut one day, I'm afraid that SME is one title that no amount of hard work will earn you.

You sounded so excited. I don't want to crush your dreams. How about if I create a position for you? I could use an intern. I bet you can't wait to tell your family about that one! Oh, and don't worry about telling your girlfriend. I can tell her for you. She's right here. Excellent question! Get F-d Up - The Smartest Man Alive - Impossible To Kill "official" answer is that, assuming that such a feat could be accomplished by a single person, there has never existed a man more capable of this complicated task than myself.

While I have put zero energy into improving fuel efficiency or even researching the physics involved, I know that if I did, Sad Ili Nikad - Various - Mega Dance Party 2 would be in a better position that anyone to advance the modern automobile.

To be honest, the subject doesn't really interest me though. For one, I drive a Town Car, so you Ba-Ba Banküberfall - Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung* - Best Of EAV guess how much I care about gas mileage. And for two, the world will be forced to accept and utilize some alternate form of energy in the not-too-distant future, being that oil is non-renewable.

My time would be better spent advancing alternatives like the electric car. The "unofficial" answer is that I have, in fact, already designed a technology to improve fuel efficiency, but a secret society of world leaders heavily influenced by oil companies and auto manufacturers has silenced me! I have agreed to never release the details of my work for fear of my life. So, better luck next time. Yours was a genuine question, so it is with a heavy heart that I must end my response to you with the traditional Click here and here if you're interested in seeing some of it.

Every lasting word. Hell you wouldn't even qualify for the giga society; hell still further, you probably have no idea what the hell it is. Ever heard of a "power IQ test"? What about the ultra-HIQ community? Didn't see you on the high scorers list. Let me guess you were competing under a false identity.


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