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California Governor Gavin Newsom blames electricity blackouts on Ukrainian kulaks, vows revenge. Rat falling from White House ceiling fears for his life, begs reporters for protection, offers a tell-all memoir. Latest UN climate report shows this month so far has seen the scariest climate pronouncements on record. Climate science: there's no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist. Islamic clerics split on whether Reps.
Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib should be traveling around the world without an accompanying male relative. Dem candidates call for the Beatles' song 'Get Back' and the 'White Album' to be banned; surviving two white guys of the group must pay reparations.
Trump politicizes the 4th of July, declares it henceforth to be called the 45th of July, or July the Trumpth. Barack Obama critical of Trump for failing to insert 'I, me, my' into his 4th of Rap Champzzz - The Koolpritz - The Sketch speech: "very unpresidential!
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Progress in gender justice: online dating industry issues recommendations for men to wear body cameras, bring attorneys as chaperones. Poll: 1 in 3 FightFor15 activists believe movement is related to lowering the age of consent across America. Hollywood to America: If you've got a flag on the Moon, you didn't plant that; some other country made that happen.
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California gives new meaning to strawman argument as caped Strawman battles supervillains in restaurants, bars, and fast food joints.
Violence increases in Mexico as cartels switch from smuggling drugs to plastic straws to San Francisco. Obama proposes a Paris Economic Change agreement among nations to address how world will cope with future runaway economic warming.
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Maxine Waters for two unnamed members of the State Duma. Ikea founder dead at 91; his coffin arrived in a box with confusing instructions and took 3 hours to assemble. This Thanksgiving ex-president Obama continues with his tradition of apologizing to turkeys everywhere for the injustice they suffered since America's founding. Oslo, Norway: Nobel Peace Prize goes to advocacy group about which you'll forget immediately after reading this headline. Millions of men worldwide eagerly await broadcast of Hugh Hefner's funeral, solely for the articles.
Bernie Sanders introduces single-payer public transportation bill to end America's unequal, unfair, and expensive private transportation system. Hurricane Irma hits Cuba, causes millions of dollars worth of improvements to property and infrastructure.
Climate study: extreme weather may be caused by unlicensed witches casting wrong spells in well-meaning effort to destroy Trump. Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia. ISIS claims responsibility for a Prison Betty - Various - Hodge Podge & Barrage From Japan solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers.
When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was. CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry.
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University ranked "very intolerant of free speech" fights the accusation by banning the study and all involved. Grassroots group calls for "The Million Regulators March" on Washington, supported by all who fear the loss of their betters telling them what to do.
Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another season of insane protests? Trump signs executive order making California and New York national monuments; residents have two days to vacate.
Women's March against fascism completed withfewer deaths than anticipated. Feminist historians uncover ghastly concentration camps where so-called "housewives" were forced to live inauthentic lives slaving away in kitchens. Dictionary of the future: Global Warming was a popular computer simulation game, where the only way to win was not to play. Prison Betty - Various - Hodge Podge & Barrage From Japan blues: millions of democrats distraught as the reality of having to find real jobs sets in.
Congressional Democrats: "We cannot just simply replace Obamacare with freedom because then millions of Americans will suddenly become free". Hillary: "I lost, so I'm going to follow our democratic traditions, poison the wells, and scorch the earth". Hillary suggests to counter "fake news" with government newspaper called "Truth" "Pravda" for Russian speakers. After years of trial and error, CIA finally succeeds with the "waiting it out" technique on Fidel Castro.
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Afraid of "dangerous" Trump presidency, protesters pre-emptively burn America down to the ground. Hillary Clinton blames YouTube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the White House.
Sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of Trump's electoral victory. Following hurricane Matthew's failure to devastate Florida, activists flock to the Sunshine State and destroy Trump signs manually. As Obama instructs his administration to get ready for presidential transition, Trump preemptively purchases 'T' keys for White House keyboards. Non-presidential candidate Paul Ryan pledges not to run for president in new non-presidential non-ad campaign.
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Che Guevara's son hopes Cuba's communism will rub off on US, proposes a long list of people the government should execute first. Susan Sarandon: "I don't vote with my vagina. Martin O'Malley drops out of race after Iowa Caucus; nation shocked with revelation he has been running for president.
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Mizzou protests lead to declaring entire state a "safe space," changing Missouri motto to "The don't show me state". Green energy fact: if we put all green energy subsidies together in one-dollar bills and burn them, we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy.
NASA's new mission to search for racism, sexism, and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race, gender, and class power struggles over multibillion-dollar budget. College progress enforcement squads issue schematic humor charts so students know if a joke may be spontaneously laughed at or if regulations require other action.
ISIS opens suicide hotline for US teens depressed by climate change and other progressive doomsday scenarios. Virginia county to close schools after teacher asks students to write 'death to America' in Arabic.
Pope outraged by Planned Parenthood's "unfettered capitalism," demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need. Citizens of Pluto protest US government's surveillance Osa 2 - Nykivä Keskustelu Tuntemattoman Kanssa - Pekka Pohjola - Keesojen Lehto their planetoid and its moons with New Horizons space drone.
John Kerry proposes 3-day waiting period for all terrorist nations trying to acquire nuclear weapons. Chicago Police trying to identify flag that caused nine murders and 53 injuries in the city this past weekend. Experts debate whether Iranian negotiators broke John Kerry's leg or he did it himself to get out of negotiations. US media to GOP pool of candidates: 'Knowing what we know now, would you have had anything to do with the founding of the United States? NY Mayor to hold peace talks with rats, apologize for previous Mayor's cowboy diplomacy.
China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices". Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'.
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Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'. Study finds stunning lack of racial, gender, and economic diversity among middle-class white males. White House describes attacks on Sony Pictures as 'spontaneous hacking in response to offensive video mocking Juche and its prophet'. Biden: 'If I had a Ferguson hicit would look like a city'. The aftermath of the 'War on Women ' finds a new 'Lost Generation' of disillusioned Democrat politicians, unable to cope with life out of office.
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